Behold the brain power of the Scientologists.

More babble from the OTs who are the cream of Scientology thinkers.  These people, who have enlivened the stories in this series by their daft and crazed belief that they have wonderful special powers, have spent many thousands of dollars and many years of study to reach this level.   These stories which are so funny at one level are so pathetic and lame in another.  There is some serious mental illness at work here.

I was walking past the big tree of Ron’s outside the front of the Manor, and I said to it “How old are you?” and got an answer from a thetan somewhere in it. It didn’t quite fit with the age of the Manor and the surroundings, and then I suddenly realized or found out that he’d come from Lebanon or somewhere as a young sapling. Then the thetan up and left.

Glyn Ketterige

From Advance! issue 16, “OT Phenomena, page 17.

Two wooden brains talking to each other.

Behold the power of the mighty OTs.

Some days ago I went to bed thinking that something should be done about earthquakes in California. What could it be?
I had the idea of putting a tractor beam through the earth – east and west. I did it and put an anchor point at each end of the line and gave it a little nudge to be sure everything was snug.
Almost instantly – there was a jolt and my bed dropped about 1/2 inch. WOW!
Emil Bates, OT

[from Advance! magazine, issue 15, p. 20]

Behold the mental powers of the Scientologists.

Men who can change the size of their bodies are always in demand by discerning women.  Here we have some mope that can change his body size, which should be small potatoes for on OT.  The difference between him and others is significant as he was able to do this as a mere “Clear.”  As I have stated in the other stories in this celebration of OT power the most distressing thing is that these people are sincere and actually believe this nonsense.  It is pathetic, lame, sick and scary all at once if you think about it.

“Right after Clear I hit a keyed out OT state and could change my body size about 1 to 1 1/2 inches in height by actual measurement.  Some people swore it was 2 to 3 inches, which it might have been, but it was 1 inch difference the time I measured.  The ability was under control and I could do it at will.”

Fred Fairchild  OT VI Clear No. 49

Another day at the OT carnival.

Behold the power of the Scientologists.

The complete and utter balderdash written by the OTs (those who have completed the so-called upper level courses in Scientology is so outrageous that one is compelled to ask if these people are even sane?  These stories are not knowingly told lies nor are they an attempt at humor.  Are these guys nuts?  Read this and decide for yourself.

“Phoenix for many years has been hot, dry desert country with mountains   that are fascinating to me and my family.
One night we decided to take a trip up to the mountains. We climbed,   using flashlights, and finally reached a peak where we could see all   the lights of Phoenix spread in a wide vista before us.
Then we sat down on the rocks to look at the beautiful scene and get   in communication with the beings in the area.
By getting in communication with the beings we discovered some   weather controlling machinery that were installed in each mountain   peak around the valley that is Phoenix. They were installed there   eons ago to assure fair weather for the space port which was in   operation there at the time.
By auditing the beings running them, we knocked out all those machines.   And Phoenix has been having rain or floods ever since. The whole desert   is turning into lush greenery.
Thanks to Ron for the tech to be OT. One can only be OT by making his   data his own and using it to the fullest.”
Rod Martin                                                            OT

Behold the power of the OTs.

The worst thing about these stories is that people really believe this crap.  Jeff Hawkins who was the editor said that these stories came from Scientologists and are not just drivel made up by the magazine staff.   That anyone would sign their name to this inane babble seems incredible to me.

“We were having trouble with the windshield wipers on our car.    Sometimes they would work and sometimes they wouldn’t work. We    took the car to the garage to have it fixed. The mechanic said    that they would have to go through all of the electrical system    to find out what was wrong. We had planned to go on a trip, and    didn’t want the car tied up, so we took it like it was. We were    driving along, my husband was driving. I got to thinking about    the windshield wipers, left my body in the seat and took a look    under the hood. I spotted the wires that were shorting and caused    them to weld themselves together, like they were supposed to be.
We haven’t had any trouble since.”
Jane Berquist, OT
[Advance!, issue 38, p. 15]

Behold the powers of an OT !!

Here we have OT and Class XII auditor Minty Alexander using her enormous powers to save a goldfish.  At least she gave the credit to where it is due: to L. Ron Hubbard and his tech.  Too bad she has not used these powers, as far as I know anyway, to bring some new people into this failing cult of empty buildings.

Last week I saw that my goldfish was all red and lumpy. My husband, Rick, said that he’s had goldfish like that before and that they don’t recover, they just die.
 I got very sad. He had been with our family for a year now. So, that night, I decided to do something. I used my flows from “8-80″ and my abilities as an OT and flowed some energy toward my fish’s wounds. I did this until something seemed better. I then went to sleep.
 The next day Rick said he noticed the fish was less red and lumpy! I was very pleased and that night from my office at work I continued the assist. I continued to flow energy, changing the flows as needed until a big burst of matter blew. I ended off. When I went home that night the fish was completely healed!
It was a big win for me, and the fish. It couldn’t have been done without the technology of L. Ron Hubbard.
                                                Minty Alexander, OT

 [from Advance! magazine, issue 33]

Thank you L. Ron Hubbard.

Egyptian Spirit Pesters an OT and gets Audited.

The upper level courses of Scientology take many years of courses and hundreds of thousands of dollars.  What do you get for your money?  Nothing less than God-like powers over space and time.  You don’t think so?  You doubt the truth and wisdom of the Great Humanitarian L. Ron Hubbard??  obviously you haven’t talked with any of the Operating Thetans, otherwise known as “OTs”.  This selection from a Scientology magazine tells us that even ancient spirits that have somehow made their way to the US are no match for one of Hubbard’s geniuses.

From Advance!, issue 19, “OT Phenomena Successes”, page 11.

One afternoon I was bending over the kitchen sink rinsing a cup when all of a sudden I felt afraid. I felt there was someone behind me with bad intentions. The hair on my neck was standing up and I felt cold.
So I slowly turned around and there he was standing with his armed crossed. His dress was Egyptian, his head was that of a bull with long horns and red flaring nostrils.

I looked, blinked and then pointed my finger at him and said “You cannot intrude into my universe. Stop terrifying beings. Go and pick up a body and get your dramatization audited out.” He left in anger.

I then went to my room to start a solo session. As I sat down and started auditing, I felt I was not alone. Then, zap! there he was again, sitting on my table in front of me, laughing.

I said “Why didn’t you go away and do what I told you to do?” He laughed so loud I thought the room would cave in. He said, “I’m here for auditing. Audit me.” I said “Fine. First we start with TR 0,” and gave him a reality factor on it.  We did TR 0 for five minutes and he then simply left. I shall meet him in the near future as a Scientologist .

Catherine Steiner OT

The cult of Scientology has long been known for using the information given to auditors against people they don’t like and also to aid in sales.  They search out these supposedly confidential files for any and all dark secrets so they can play upon the weaknesses of the person they are selling courses to.  Of course they say that this never happens.  Here we find Jeff Dubron, a former member, adding fuel to the fire on a TV documentary type show.  I am not sure how long John was in but I have run across stories in the press where he was giving the Scientology side of things.  He was in their PR department at some level; perhaps in the Guardian’s Office.

Over the years Scientology has made some astonishing claims as to what their adherents who have taken their upper level courses can do.  These people, termed “OTs” meaning that they are “Operating Thetans,” have the ability to travel in time, speak with ghosts (human and otherwise) manipulate matter, are immune to disease, read minds, see objects and people by remote viewing and have soaring intellects.  Where these powerful beings are kept is unknown except to say that people with great powers are conspicuously absent from the visible ranks of Scientology. 

Claims of these almighty abilities have been printed in the Scientology publication Advance!  When I started reading these OT success stories I just assumed that these tales were all the product of Scientology writers making fanciful claims at the behest of the editor.  But the truth is worse, Far Worse.  In his book Counterfeit Dreams Jeff Hawkins, who once served as an editor for that magazine, tells us that these stories were solicited from the Scientology org.  Readers were encouraged to write their OT experiences.  In other words, these people really believed that these things had actually happened!!  In view of their stories it seems incredible to outsiders that anyone could delude themselves enough to put their names on such drivel.  But the zany cult goes the extra mile to keep everyone else entertained.

“There was this guy called Klaus who used to come into our office once   a month to pay rent. He was a tall, surly German with a blackness under   his complexion. He never smiled, and could only be described as ‘grisly’.   My boss hated him.
Well, this one day he walked into the office and as I stood in front   of him, writing out his receipt, I suddenly got the thought, “What *is*   it with this guy?” and I just gave him a total confront and suddenly   there before my eyes stood a hairy, grisly, sad, and rather pathetic   looking werewolf with teeth just like you see in the movies. He was   in fact a good deal bigger than Klaus and towered over me. Well,   Wolfe and I stared at each other for a long, hard second, and then he   disappeared. I was left with Klaus gazing at me in bewilderment and   in his eyes I read, “*What happened?*”
I gave him his receipt and the body walked out of the office but   the thetan stayed behind for a good five minutes. In fact, the   presence was so strong that my boss popped his head out of his office   to see if there was anybody there because he could feel it too. I   said, “Don’t worry, it’s only Klaus. I’ve just used a bit of   Scientology on him.”
Next month, Klaus came in to pay his rent. His complexion was clear   and pink and he gave us a big hello and a broad smile. He had a few   words with my boss and after he had gone my boss came to me and said,   “Well, I don’t know what you did to him, but he’s quite a nice guy   after all.” “
Noelle Levin                                                     South Africa

[Advance!, issue 41, p. 18]

One of the boneheaded Scientologists who write the sort of memos that these fools write decided it was bad medicine to see this movie which is odd because of the close ties between Scientology and its creator L. Ron Hubbard who wrote space operas for pulp magazines.  To be “restimulated” means to be bothered in some way about an incident in your past.  But in this case it would have been the far, far past since the guys wearing the monkey suits were trying to portray some of our earliest ancestors. 

 HCO ETHICS ORDER

 To: All Staff                                                  

 24/6/68    From: HCO Area Director     

                                  No: 691 L    Subject: Ethics Protection.

No staff or current students are to see the film “2001 – A Space Odyssey.”    The film produces heavy and unneccessary restimulation.

Ron Hopkins                                                                T/HCO AREA                                                                  DIRECTOR

An early OT at work beating MEST around.